February 2011
29 posts
alwaysseriouslyjoking:
silvernitrate:
“I never smoked cigarettes because I would rather have a bar of chocolate.”
My Grandma, ever pragmatic.
See, I never eat chocolate because I would rather smoke a cigarette.
I eat chocolate while I smoke my cigarette. Bam.
January 2011
6 posts
“She’s Australian, right?”
– Michael Ellis-Tolaydo’s odd question about Nicki Minaj during my Voice and Speech class
#6 = the reason why I will jam down the aisle to... →
