alwaysseriouslyjoking: silvernitrate: “I never smoked cigarettes because I would rather have a bar of chocolate.” My Grandma, ever pragmatic. See, I never eat chocolate because I would rather smoke a cigarette. I eat chocolate while I smoke my cigarette. Bam.
She’s Australian, right?– Michael Ellis-Tolaydo’s odd question about Nicki Minaj during my Voice and Speech class
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