March 2011
17 posts
OkCupid
Got on my profile for the first time since the summer. All I can say is:
LOLOLOLOLOLOL.
February 2011
29 posts
“Where there is smoke, there is us.”
– -Joanne Klein.
My smoking BFF for life.
(via alwaysseriouslyjoking)
God I miss smoke breaks with her during class.
Michael's emails are hilarious
Dear all, When you get an e-mail from me asking you to: “Reminder: A name will be drawn out of a hat and that person will lead the first 15 minute warm-up. Please bring your journals to class tomorrow and please make sure that you all bring a copy of your 15 minute warm-ups with you.” The message means what it says: SO: PLEASE BRING YOUR JOURNALS TO CLASS TOMORROW AND PLEASE MAKE SURE...
On Being Alone
anddot:
Do you like reading about middle-class white girls with “feelings”? Do you like mediocre writings left over from undergrad creative writing classes? I bet you do. This is a little somethin’ somethin’ written after an especially unmotivated Thanksgiving break. I am putting this here because I like feeling embarrassed.
Read More
Yes.
Yes.
You bet right.
SO unmotivated.
Hope...
There is a creepy slithering noise
silvernitrate:
and I think I am being hunted by a Predator blending with the ceiling. If you don’t see me tomorrow, I’ve been taken as a trophy.
One word: Basilisk
caught a trucker out of philly had a nice long...
Old Crow Medicine Show.
Bonnaroo.
2011.
I will be attending.
Hobbies To Pursue
anddot:
dlclements:
anddot:
beekeeping
cake decorating
canning
container gardening
ukulele playing
going hard for best super single wifey of 2011
In order to keep your cool factor up you might want to look into these hobbies as well:
playing Dungeons and Dragons
collecting state quarters
POGO-ING
doing lots of Acid
candle making
it is as if you peered at the to do list of my...
Hobbies To Pursue
anddot:
beekeeping
cake decorating
canning
container gardening
ukulele playing
going hard for best super single wifey of 2011
In order to keep your cool factor up you might want to look into these hobbies as well:
playing Dungeons and Dragons
collecting state quarters
POGO-ING
doing lots of Acid
candle making
Front Clasp Bras
(775):
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Just talked to my roomie over the weekend about how I do this. It’s hilarious :D
James Franco →
GENIUS.
THIS IS HAPPENING →
&I will be in attendance.
S.O.S.
silvernitrate:
Work so soon no cigarettes pls help?
I am currently in possession of a pack of Pall Mall Blues that I do not want.
Do you want?
Auditions
Suck ballz. Especially when you are:
not fully prepared
shocked back into that pathetic middle school confidence because you realize you have to impress your peers that become intimidating as soon as you walk in the door (since they’re not the people you rarely see that you can avoid if you do a bad job)
sick as hell
wearing a grandpa sweater (but rocking it, obvi)
AKA, I am thankin the...
Power Outage
whenparentstext:
Dad: Our power is out. Yay. Pooping by candlelight.
I’ve done this. It’s like going back in time.
